Oingo Boingo - No One Lives Forever
#aRE THOSE ED’S DRAWINGS#DID THEY SERIOUSLY HANG UP ED’S DUMB DRAWINGS OF THE HOMUNCULI#LIKE SOME DOTING PARENTS HANGING THEIR TODDLER’S ART ON THE FRIDGE#I’M#IT’S LIEK THE TEAM IS A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY AND INSTEAD OF KIDS THEY HAVE A SHORT ANGRY DOUBLE AMPUTEE ALCHEMIST#THAT’S ADORABLE#TAKE THIS AWAT FROM ME#FMAB#iM SO#I CNA’T EVEN SPELL RIGHT NOW (x)
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"You’re a Christian, Harry."
I’m 100 percent sure a troll is writing these, but it’s pretty amusing.
"Answer the door, Harry!" his Aunt Petunia, a career woman, barked from her armchair where she sat with her feet up. She had short, curly blonde hair and never wore any makeup. Uncle Vernon nodded sheepishly from the kitchen; and put a tray of moist, chocolatey brownies in the oven.
In the last case of professor layton vs phoenix wright, it turns out I forgot about zacharias barnham until he showed up with a popped collar, driving a motorboat to freedom and there’s something tragically beautiful about that
sometimes you just gotta ask yourself. do i trust this ice cream cone that’s been handed to me
3: Favorite case?
Probably 1-5, because I loved all the neat DS tricks and most of the characters were pretty wonderful.
18: Why was Grossberg’s youth like fresh lemons?
It was like the scent of fresh lemons, which is substantially different from fresh lemons. Did you even play this game. Name five of Ace Attorney’s albums.
20: What’s Oldbag up to now?
Having a crush on a celebrity who will get murdered soon probably.
43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
Damon Gant is an anagram for Manta Dong. Wake up sheeple.
57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
T H E V O I D
59: Will Larry ever find love?
Larry Butz is an anagram for Blurry Taz. Wake up sheeple.
(I know what an anagram is. I’ve always known.)