Kicks and Also Pumpkins
tesspieceface:

sometimes you just gotta ask yourself. do i trust this ice cream cone that’s been handed to me

tesspieceface:

sometimes you just gotta ask yourself. do i trust this ice cream cone that’s been handed to me

3, 18, 20, 43, 57, 59

3: Favorite case?
Probably 1-5, because I loved all the neat DS tricks and most of the characters were pretty wonderful.

18: Why was Grossberg’s youth like fresh lemons?
It was like the scent of fresh lemons, which is substantially different from fresh lemons. Did you even play this game. Name five of Ace Attorney’s albums.

20: What’s Oldbag up to now?
Having a crush on a celebrity who will get murdered soon probably.

43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
Damon Gant is an anagram for Manta Dong. Wake up sheeple.

57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
T H E V O I D

59: Will Larry ever find love?
Larry Butz is an anagram for Blurry Taz. Wake up sheeple.

(I know what an anagram is. I’ve always known.)

54, 63, 64.

54: Biggest mindfuck in the game?
Larry Butz being the Steel Samurai

63: What’s inside Morgan’s hair holding it up?
A smaller version of Morgan Fey, and so on, ad infinitum.

64: Was Dahlia’s father Shelly de Killer?
No.

OKAY, favorite line and what's up with Gumshoe and Maggie in AJ and beyond?

7: Favorite line?
“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn’t.”

And uhhh, it’s spelled Maggey? Last time somebody spelled it Maggie, they were convicted of murder. Hiiiighly suspicious.

(But for real, they are deeply in love although there was briefly some tension where Simon Blackquill heard about an officer named Byrde, thought she was an actual bird trained as a police officer, and tried to set her up with Taka from his prison cell)

6, 12, 30, 35, 44, 58!

6: Most memorable character?
Franziska von Karma

12: Worst motivation?
I’m not sure if this means worst as in “most loathsome” or worst as in “most nonsensical,” so, uh, Morgan Fey for “most loathsome” because like, using a 9-year-old’s faith in you to use her as a weapon to kill her own cousin and best friend, ostensibly for the benefit of the 9-year-old girl you are using as a weapon, is impressively evil. (Strong runner-up, Manfred von Karma) The other kind of worst motivation goes to Lance Amano, congrats on killing a man because you couldn’t ask your super-rich dad who dotes on you unreservedly for a million dollars?

30: Why is Max Galactica seven inches taller than the second-tallest character (Godot)?
Platform heels and lots of hairspray and also a top hat, he’s probably really something like 5’8” and the greatest illusion is his height

35: What the hell happened to cell phones?
Imagine I put a screenshot of Feenie saying “…I ate it” here

44: If grape juice is wine, then what’s tomato juice?
Bloody Marys

58: Does Phoenix still own his college sweater?
Yes that’s why he has it in Dual Destinies.

Ace Attorney Questions
1: First game played?
2: Favorite game?
3: Favorite case?
4: Least favorite case?
5: Best assistant?
6: Most memorable character?
7: Favorite line?
8: Defense attorneys or prosecutors?
9: Ever played the games in another language?
10: Best villain and why?
11: Most boring villain?
12: Worst motivation?
13: Was there anyone you thought was a criminal, but who actually wasn't?
14: DL-6 or SL-9?
15: Lawyer Nick or Hobohodo?
16: If you could change one feature about the games, what would it be?
17: What's behind the black psyche-locks?
18: Why was Grossberg's youth like fresh lemons?
19: Ladder or stepladder?
20: What's Oldbag up to now?
21: Magicians or mediums?
22: Favorite prosecutor?
23: Worst/most confusing case name?
24: What's up with Gumshoe and Maggey in the AJ timeline?
25: Who should be Trucy's new mommy?
26: Do you think Terry Fawles' name was cleared after the events of T&T?
27: Has any moment in the game made you cry?
28: Anything make you laugh out loud?
29: How did Matt get his scars?
30: Why is Max Galactica seven inches taller than the second-tallest character (Godot)?
31: Which culprits do you think have not been executed?
32: Iris or Dahlia?
33: Why won't anyone listeeeeennnnnn?
34: Are there any characters you consider mentally ill?
35: What the hell happened to cell phones?
36: If the series got its own Mario Kart-style game, who would you play as and what would they drive?
37: Most attractive character?
38: Who would win in a fight: Damon Gant or Kristoph Gavin?
39: Is Godot still alive?
40: Why wasn't Lotta around in T&T?
41: Who is currently in possession of the Thinker?
42: Did Grossburg ever get his painting back?
43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
44: If grape juice is wine, then what's tomato juice?
45: How would Turner Grey's life been if the weather girl was always right?
46: What is she was always Wright?
47: Who installed the camera in Phoenix's pin?
48: If Apollo got absolutely stoned out of his gourd who's the first person he would call?
49: What would happen if you put Gant in the electric chair?
50: Which character are you most like?
51: Who do you think is going to be the protagonist of GS5?
52: Would you rather play a game staring Mia, Diego, or Kristoph?
53: What did you think of Phoenix's bloody ace in Turnabout Trump?
54: Biggest mindfuck in the game?
55: Character you would befriend?
56: Favorite platonic ship?
57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
58: Does Phoenix still own his college sweater?
59: Will Larry ever find love?
60: What is Payne going to look like in the next game?
61: Outside of AAI2, do you think we'll ever see a female judge?
62: Do you find Will Powers frightening-looking?
63: What's inside Morgan's hair holding it up?
64: Was Dahlia's father Shelly de Killer?
Ace Attorney Questions
1: First game played?
2: Favorite game?
3: Favorite case?
4: Least favorite case?
5: Best assistant?
6: Most memorable character?
7: Favorite line?
8: Defense attorneys or prosecutors?
9: Ever played the games in another language?
10: Best villain and why?
11: Most boring villain?
12: Worst motivation?
13: Was there anyone you thought was a criminal, but who actually wasn't?
14: DL-6 or SL-9?
15: Lawyer Nick or Hobohodo?
16: If you could change one feature about the games, what would it be?
17: What's behind the black psyche-locks?
18: Why was Grossberg's youth like fresh lemons?
19: Ladder or stepladder?
20: What's Oldbag up to now?
21: Magicians or mediums?
22: Favorite prosecutor?
23: Worst/most confusing case name?
24: What's up with Gumshoe and Maggey in the AJ timeline?
25: Who should be Trucy's new mommy?
26: Do you think Terry Fawles' name was cleared after the events of T&T?
27: Has any moment in the game made you cry?
28: Anything make you laugh out loud?
29: How did Matt get his scars?
30: Why is Max Galactica seven inches taller than the second-tallest character (Godot)?
31: Which culprits do you think have not been executed?
32: Iris or Dahlia?
33: Why won't anyone listeeeeennnnnn?
34: Are there any characters you consider mentally ill?
35: What the hell happened to cell phones?
36: If the series got its own Mario Kart-style game, who would you play as and what would they drive?
37: Most attractive character?
38: Who would win in a fight: Damon Gant or Kristoph Gavin?
39: Is Godot still alive?
40: Why wasn't Lotta around in T&T?
41: Who is currently in possession of the Thinker?
42: Did Grossburg ever get his painting back?
43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
44: If grape juice is wine, then what's tomato juice?
45: How would Turner Grey's life been if the weather girl was always right?
46: What is she was always Wright?
47: Who installed the camera in Phoenix's pin?
48: If Apollo got absolutely stoned out of his gourd who's the first person he would call?
49: What would happen if you put Gant in the electric chair?
50: Which character are you most like?
51: Who do you think is going to be the protagonist of GS5?
52: Would you rather play a game staring Mia, Diego, or Kristoph?
53: What did you think of Phoenix's bloody ace in Turnabout Trump?
54: Biggest mindfuck in the game?
55: Character you would befriend?
56: Favorite platonic ship?
57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
58: Does Phoenix still own his college sweater?
59: Will Larry ever find love?
60: What is Payne going to look like in the next game?
61: Outside of AAI2, do you think we'll ever see a female judge?
62: Do you find Will Powers frightening-looking?
63: What's inside Morgan's hair holding it up?
64: Was Dahlia's father Shelly de Killer?
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