sometimes you just gotta ask yourself. do i trust this ice cream cone that’s been handed to me
3: Favorite case?
Probably 1-5, because I loved all the neat DS tricks and most of the characters were pretty wonderful.
18: Why was Grossberg’s youth like fresh lemons?
It was like the scent of fresh lemons, which is substantially different from fresh lemons. Did you even play this game. Name five of Ace Attorney’s albums.
20: What’s Oldbag up to now?
Having a crush on a celebrity who will get murdered soon probably.
43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
Damon Gant is an anagram for Manta Dong. Wake up sheeple.
57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
T H E V O I D
59: Will Larry ever find love?
Larry Butz is an anagram for Blurry Taz. Wake up sheeple.
(I know what an anagram is. I’ve always known.)
54: Biggest mindfuck in the game?
Larry Butz being the Steel Samurai
63: What’s inside Morgan’s hair holding it up?
A smaller version of Morgan Fey, and so on, ad infinitum.
64: Was Dahlia’s father Shelly de Killer?
7: Favorite line?
“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn’t.”
And uhhh, it’s spelled Maggey? Last time somebody spelled it Maggie, they were convicted of murder. Hiiiighly suspicious.
(But for real, they are deeply in love although there was briefly some tension where Simon Blackquill heard about an officer named Byrde, thought she was an actual bird trained as a police officer, and tried to set her up with Taka from his prison cell)
6: Most memorable character?
Franziska von Karma
12: Worst motivation?
I’m not sure if this means worst as in “most loathsome” or worst as in “most nonsensical,” so, uh, Morgan Fey for “most loathsome” because like, using a 9-year-old’s faith in you to use her as a weapon to kill her own cousin and best friend, ostensibly for the benefit of the 9-year-old girl you are using as a weapon, is impressively evil. (Strong runner-up, Manfred von Karma) The other kind of worst motivation goes to Lance Amano, congrats on killing a man because you couldn’t ask your super-rich dad who dotes on you unreservedly for a million dollars?
30: Why is Max Galactica seven inches taller than the second-tallest character (Godot)?
Platform heels and lots of hairspray and also a top hat, he’s probably really something like 5’8” and the greatest illusion is his height
35: What the hell happened to cell phones?
Imagine I put a screenshot of Feenie saying “…I ate it” here
44: If grape juice is wine, then what’s tomato juice?
58: Does Phoenix still own his college sweater?
Yes that’s why he has it in Dual Destinies.
- burn my life away
- all away
- like a bullet of love
- guitar, guitar, up together to the sky
- Caprica 6
- The Daily Show